Emsworth Classes 2012
Create a wide range of fascinating and ingenious designs suitable for cushions, soft furnishings, garments and quilts. All the workshops are fast, fun and simple to make.
No experience needed - just bring sewing machine and packed lunch. (Tea, coffee and homemade biscuits provided.)
Workshops: 10.00 - 4.00 p.m.
£30 per day
USA Lectures and Classes
Jennie is in US ........
August 15th - 19th: Manchester NH - World Quilt Show
October 21st - 22nd: Garden State Guild NJ
Hopefully Houston - Quilt Festival!
Blind Hem or Applique Stitch
CLICK HERE For details about these stitches
Jennie's use only
DUCKS IN HEAVEN !
Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERYcareful where she steps.
She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
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Create & Craft - Ideal World TV
Create and Craft Freeview 36, Sky 671, Freesat 813
If you can't watch on the televison - you can watch on line. Go to www.createandcraft.tv and select 'Watch live shows'
May 26th: 8.00am
Quilting Classroom - Waistcoats
Jennie's Work - double click on image for larger view
P A T - Portable Appliance Testing